So there’s this woman,
and she was on an airplane and she’s flying to meet her fiance, sailing high above the, the largest ocean on planet Earth, and she was seated next to this man who, you know, she had tried to start conversations, and, only really the only thing she’d heard him say was just to order his, his Bloody Mary, and… and she’s sitting there, and she’s reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the, the name of. She’s feeling very bored, and very… despondent. And then, suddenly, there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the, the engines gave out, and they just started falling - thirty thousand feet - the, uh, pilot on the, on the microphone and he’s, he’s saying, “um, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my God, I’m ….I’m sorry.” and apologizing and, and she looks at the man, and she, and she says, she says, she says “where are we going?” and uh, and he looks at her…and he says “we’re going to a party…it, it’s a birthday party…it’s your birthday party. Happy birthday, darling! We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” And then um, he starts humming this little tune, and, and, uh, it kinda goes like this, it’s kinda - one, two, one, two, three, four.
